Welcome to the Official Tourist Noticeboard of Rainbow's End!
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Welcome, passing traveller! I hope you ended up in this end of the world by intention. They call me 'Mayor Hackbridge', but I'm no more or no less down-to-earth than the residents of this wonderful town! I do so pray that you can find your way around us without getting lost, but in case you do, a map is provided at the bottom of this guide.
All emergency services and recreational activities are free of charge. Naturally, we believe money is just plastic or paper, copper or plated silver. We live to make sure you stay safe and rested.
To ensure this, be home before curfew. Too many a poor inhabitant of this innocent town have gone missing after dark, always around the late hours of 19:30-22:15. So, to remain healthy, make sure your eyes are closed before then. Who knows what could lurk about any corner? Any time? Please, we can't lose any other dear friends.
__OUR LOCAL HELPERS!__
* Sasha Donio, Lead paramedic.
-> Sasha never fails to plaster a smile to all those ailed faces! Be it a scrape or a gaping wound, she adores work and consoling others. She always picks up the phone as a cry for help blasts down the line, even as the sun sets! [**IGNORE NOTE, H.J . MS DONIO IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE**]
*Gerald Thorne, voted best and only shopkeeper of the year 70 years in a row.
-> Mr. Thorn, now at the ripe old age of 96, still stands strong as the town's sole purveyor of food, power tools, arts and crafts, construction and many other goods besides. We could never survive without him!
*Vera Boleyn, Head of Tourism and Travel at at the Rainbow's End Bureau of Welcoming.
-> Ah, Vera, the most trusted and perpetually sarky young woman manning the desk, whereupon throes and throes of tourists such as yourself gather to learn about our humble home of hubbub and happiness!She really is sweet once you get to know her, but she always seems so absorbed in her music, it's difficult to get her to listen to you sometimes! She only wants to make everyone feel at ho[OLD NOTICE: DECEASED LAST YEAR.]
*And then, myself. Theodore Hackbridge, inheritor of the manor atop the hill upon which the original foundations of this town were built.
-> I enjoy many a Roman story, having been brought up on them during childhood. My maid, Maria Salvador, used to read them to me as I fell asleep. I do, alongside, dabble in multilinguistics, a handy skill when dealing with tourists such as yourself, Notice-Reader! My son currently is teaching me the basics of coding upon his new Univac 1108 (what an expensive piece of kit...), but I must say it doesn't come easily to me. I believe in constance and the equality of class. To us, and as it should to all other societies today, class is nothing but a mere fabricated concept, one that most be overlooked. We must stay strong and keep everyone content.
Salutations, dearest Newcomers, and enjoy your time here!
"RAINBOW'S END WANTS TO BE FOUND!"
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- H.J
The Truth lies here. The Call of The Knife beckons you.